Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Rat Ride from a while back

CJ made this video of a ride. Features crashes, jousting and most importantly SWEET dance moves.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

2nd Annual Hank's Happy Hootenanny

September 15th Nashville Rat Patrol will host a day of freakbiking, alley games and drunken debauchery on the occasion of Hank Williams' birthday. The "schedule" should be something resembling the following:

9:00 am - wake up hung over
9:01 am - tell hang over to fuck itself, start drinking
10:00 am - begin preparation of birthday meal for Hank
11:00 am - tell Hank to fuck himself, he's dead/ stuff face
12:00 pm - nurse the itis, drink more
3:00 pm - sufficiently brunk, ride dikes
5:00 pm - " "
6:00 pm - dick around, play games, draw blood
10:00 pm - honky-tonkin'
12:00 am - Rassle Club hosts 1st annual Rasslin Tournament (prizes?)
1:00 am - dance party at the Goddamn House
2:30 am - mad dash to Circle K for more beer
3:00 am - more drinking, dancing...
11:00 am - wake up sticky broke and confused

Please come out. We miss ya'll.